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I was not going to blog from St. Scholastica Monastery in beautiful Fort Smith, Ark, while on retreat here this weekend and look what I’m doing and oh well, I blow where the Spirit blows me and besides—-I see this blog as an extension of my ministry as one called by God to the ordained life and ordained ministers called by God are never not doing ministry, so I have to blog because I see this blog as a way to share the good news of Jesus Christ, as a way to help people who put God into narrow boxes understand that God can’t be confined to a small box (or a narrow mind or narrow-minded theology), as a way to keep my own head and mind and body and spirit focused on God and the magnificent Mystery that God is in God’s love, grace, peace and joy and joy, incidentally, is just another word for jitterbugging, which is a joyously way to dance and have fun with God, who ain’t no stuffy God, yaw.
I also blog because for me it’s just fun and, frankly, therapeutical. It’s where I let my child out to play.

Besides, I’m a natural born writer and natural born writers gotta write and express themselves and so here I am, with some random thoughts for you:

– I love coming to St. Scholastica Monastery because it’s of the Benedictine Order and the Benedictine faith tradition is all about radical hospitality and believe you me, you get that old Benedictine radical love and hospitality from the Sisters here.
And the food’s good.
Personally, one reason I love it here is because they have so many wonderful spiritual directors–the most renowned being Sister Macrina, who leads retreats all over the country and who writes wonderful spiritual books filled with wonderful essays and her wonderful poetry.
I’m here this particular weekend for a retreat being led by Paul D’Arcy, an amazing woman whose husband and child were killed in 1972 when she was pregnant. She is a renowned writer herself of many fine books about grief and how to deal with it and transform it for healing. She also wrote a play in which she acts. Multitalented woman, a very nice and very grace-filled. She has dedicated her entire life since those huge losses all those years ago to helping people cope with grief and to transform it for the goodness of healing and restoration and life and the life more abundant of which Jesus came to give us.
I’ll be sharing what Paula shares with me and the others of us on retreat the next few days.
Her retreat will get into full swing tonight when more retreatees (is that a word? I dunno but I like it) come in from all over the place, including an ordained Baptist minister I met the last time I was here for a silent retreat back, I think, in January or February. I just remember it was very cold walking around the beautiful, sprawling, hilly, shady monastery grounds back then, and cold is not a problem today outside the monastery walls, believe me. It’s almost Texas hot. But only almost.
Sister Macrina is here this weekend, just back from the mountains where her friend Paula and a number of their friends spent some time celebrating Macrina’s 70th birthday this week.
Macrina is 70 going on 40 and I’d love to have about one half of her joy-filled energy.
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—- I’ve ventured out into great Fort Smith some since arriving last night and really have seen in for the first time since I’m usually confined to the monastery and it’s acreage when I’m here but I have to say that Fort Smith is a very, very nice little city and beautiful and hilly and all Ozarky.
It also has one of the finest, most beautiful public libraries I’ve ever visited, and I always judge a town or city by its library. If the library is very nice and well stocked with plenty good books and materials of all kinds, you know you’re in a city that is progressive and civilized and has its priorities in order, or at least in balance.
A library is just as important, to my way of thinking, as good streets and city services and all those things a city provides.
Fort Smith also has beautiful parks, a huge mall, lots of really good restaurants, incredibly scenic views. It’s just a very likeable city.
No Hot Springs, mind you–it’s not a resort town, but sure looks like a place where you could find good quality of life and enough to do living here.
And that old Southern hospitality.
And a good hard rock station on the radio. (I know it’s only rock n roll but with Mick, I like it!)
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– The monastery’s retreat center, incidentally, has that Merton Lounge and Library I mentioned in my blog last night when I was knocking around and pulling books off the shelf in the wee hours, being the night owl and insomniac that I am. (I am a vampire, only come out at night, hide the women and children, call Homeland Security, now you know.)
Jitterbugger’s know that Thomas Merton is my main man mystic and constant spiritual traveling companion and I don’t even have to bring his kazillion books he wrote, nor the kazillion books written about him and his amazing life, to the monastery. I can pull most any Merton book off the shelf in the Merton room here and sink into a recliner and all is right with the world.
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— I also found a book in the Merton area last night titled “Meister Eckhart, from whom God hid Nothing: Sermons, Writings and Sayings.”
It’s a nice little primer on Meister Eckhart who was the German Domican priest whose preaching in Medieval times was immensely popular in his own time and remains popular still, especially among those interested in mysticism, as I obviously am, and in contemplative spiritual disciplines–as I obviously am, being as I’m at a Catholic monastery as we speak.
The Meister (Master) can be hard to slug through–not always the easiest writer to read–but one finds nuggets in his stuff that can be quietly exciting to discover and read.
The same, for that matter, could be said of Thomas Merton. I’ve read whole books and many of those journals of Merton’s, or tried to, in which I haven’t a clue what he’s talking about. Or, it’s taken multiple readings to get him in some book or another.
But Merton was a genuine mystic and wrote very clearly on matters of war and peace (all about peace and an inspiration always to the peace protesters in the sixties, including Joan Baez, who visited him at the monastery in Kentucky and went swiming with him and her husband!), consumerism and materialism and spirituality and justice and civil rights. He also wrote about Buddhism, and was on a pilgrimmage meeting the great Buddhist leaders of the world–including his good friend the Dalai Lhama, by the way–when he was electrocuted in a freak accident when he stepped out of a bath tub.
Merton is best known for his incredibly great spiritual autobiography–Seven Story Mountain a book that, oddly, many atheists and agnostics who claim to be spiritual find to be one of their favorite books. Many of my own nonbelieving friends have told me as much, that Merton made them see God and Christianity in more forgiving lights, or more understanding and tolerant ways. Such is the power and magic of Merton’s writing, that he could pull anybody in, the most devout Christian or Buddhist or Jew or anybody else, along with the nonbelievers.
Seven Story Mountain, however, was written when Merton was very young–not long after he’d given up the wild Bohemian life and his jazzy lifestyle with all the Columbia University intellectuals and hipsters and found his way into a Catholic Church in Manhattan and surrendered himself wholly and entirely to God, so much so that he was a monk living in a monastery in Kentucky in short order, and lived there till his death in the late sixties.
Seven Story is a great read, a story powerfully written and rendered, but always remember it was early Merton in early monkhood.
He grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and like all of his, grew into something entirely different from the Thomas Merton who wrote the global bestseller Seven Story in the forties. He said himself in his journals that while he stood by everything he wrote in it, he was no longer that kid who wrote that bestseller.
At any rate, it made him famous, and it ensured that people read him and everything he churned out for the duration of his fifty-something years of life on earth, and his books are still bestsellers.
I tell people that a good introduction to Merton is always one of the many collections of nuggets, a book like Seeds or one of those compilations of his writing and thought.
But if one wants to know Merton and find one’s spiritual life deepened and renewed and refreshed by Merton, just go to a bookstore and pull some stuff off the shelf and browse awhile. He’ll have something in some book that will speak to you.
And as you many Anne Lamott fans know—Anne Lamott discovered the power of Thomas Merton’s life and writings and was never the same herself.
Merton is a very masculine writer–I think one thing I like about him is that he speaks to me and my male psyche and he’s just the kind of guy that any guy would like to sit and drink beer with. (Merton liked his beer and liked his beer a lot, which isn’t to say he was a heavy drinker. He just loved beer and loved life and lived it with gusto.)
Enough already on Merton.
Meister Eckhert said, very famously:
“Man’s (sic) best chance of finding God is to look in the place where he left him. As it was with you when you last had him, let it be now while you have lost him–then you shall find him again.”
I think I left God at about age 18 when I went off to college and had such a large time in college—I’d like to experience college again sober.
But I never quite let God go from my life entirely even then, and even years and years and even years when I thought and claimed I didn’t believe in God. Many people who claim they don’t believe in God are obsessed with God and all things spiritual, as I always was, and when someone tells you they don’t believe in God, they very well might be telling you they just don’t understand God, and how God can allow suffering and all that.
But that famous quote from Meister Eckhert appeals to me because I found God right where I’d left him, back in a small town United Methodist Church.
I’m all about God and the saving grace of Christ—and all about my beloved United Methodist Church, and proud to be an ordained United Methodist Minister.
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– Dave Matthews and the Band will be back on Dave Letterman tonight their second performance of the week on Dave.
Dave Matthews and DAve Letterman–it don’t get better than that.
Thank you, Sisters of St. Scholastica–for that teevee you have in the Merton Lounge & Library and while you’re all sleeping . . . . .

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A PRAYER BY JOYCE RUPP FOUND LATE IN THE WEE HOURS IN A BOOK OF SERMONS, WRITINGS & SAYINGS BY MEISTER ECKHART,  THE MEDIEVEL MYSTIC AND GERMAN DOMINICAN PRIEST (1260-1327), HERE AT ST SCHOLASTICA MONASTERY IN THE MERTON LOUNGE AND LIBRARY—-A VERY WONDERFUL PLACE TO BE IN THE WEE HOURS WITH GOD AND ALL THESE BOOKS AND THE PRAYERS YOU FIND IN THE BOOKS AS BOOKMARKS.

HERE’S MS. RUPP’S PRAYER, “THE HEART OF COMPASSION”:

COMPASSIONATE GOD, YOUR GENEROUS PRESENCE IS ALWAYS ATTUNED TO HURTING ONES. YOUR LISTENING EAR IS BENT TOWARD THE CRIES OF THE WOUNDED. YOUR HEART OF LOVE FILLS WITH TEARS FOR THE SUFFERING. TURN MY INWARD EYE TO SEE THAT I AM NOT ALONE. I AM PART OF ALL LIFE. EACH ONE’S JOY AND SORROW IS MY JOY AND SORROW, AND MINE IS THEIRS. MAY I DRAW STRENGTH FROM THIS INNER COMMUNION. MAY IT DAILY RECOMMIT ME TO BE A COMPASSIONATE PRESENCE FOR ALL WHO STRUGGLE WITH LIFE’s PAIN. AMEN.

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ADAM MCKAY IS FREE AT LAST!!!

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OK, I know I’m well into old geezerhood, but it seems to me that “wisdom” is a word you don’t hear much at all in this day and age–not like when I was growing up in prehistoric times (the fifties and sixties).
I used to hear people talk about other people in terms of their being “wise” or having a lot of wisdom.
Old geezers were respected for having lived so long and learned so much and taken on a lot of wisdom in their long life experiences.
Growing up, I thought of certain people as having a lot of wisdom, and wanting that.
I remember walking to Sunday school at First Methodist when I was very young and we had Ms. Greer for our Sunday school teacher, a very old Methodist lady who would get on the floor with us in a circle for Sunday schooling, and she would talk about the wisdom of Jesus and biblical characters.
When have I thought of Jesus as having a lot of wisdom? We take that for granted, but maybe we need to speak that more, to say,
“Jesus was the wisest of the wise,” or Jesus was full of wisdom, or, the great thing about the Bible is that it’s got all the wisdom we need.
Certainly people in the biblical times spoke wisdom and about wisdom and made sure we understood that they were speaking and teaching and telling those wonderful stories out of the wisdom God had given them, and that they had internalized in the deepest corners of their souls.
I’ve been attracted to people all of my life who are what I think of as “old souls.”
One can be an old soul and be 12 years old or 102, but you can be 102 and never be anything like an old soul.
An old soul is one who takes life seriously (which by no means means that they aren’t fun and lively and maybe wild and crazy!), who yearns for wisdom and gains wisdom from every life experience and internalizes it in such a way that one sees the deep sincerity and the genuineness of that old soul upon the first time one meets that person.
Old souls yearn deeply for more compassion and love and peace and grace and harmony in the world. You can feel that in their presence, see it in their eyes and/or faces and even their bodies and body language with the grace with which they carry themselves.
They are passionate, and may be quietly passionate or wild and crazy, but that’s why you love to be around them.
When others are losing their heads . . . the old soul is the one who’s grounded, centered, still comfortable and bring their calming influence to bear.
When I’m called to a chaotic situation in the hospital, I try to find the “old soul.” There can be 50 people in a hospital room, grieving and wailing and arguing like cats and dogs with each other over something like, say, whether to take mama off life support, and that’s one situation that hospital chaplains see a lot, incidentally. As in almost every day in the ICU.
Consider this scenario:
The eldest daughter has been taking care of mama for years, bearing that heavy cross, sacrificing her own time and energy that could and maybe should be directed at her own family, and most of the other siblings are just glad she’s the strong one willing to bear the burden, and she’s told the doctor she’s ready for mom to be taken off life support as soon as the other sibling gets in from New Hampshire or some far-flung place, to see mom for the first time in three years, by the way.
And the sibling comes in and starts hammering the sibling who’s been the caretaker bearing the cross (“we ain’t taking her off life support; she strong and she’ll pull out of this and I don’t give a damn what the doctor says!” the deluded sibling screams) and pretty soon there’s 50 family members screaming and cussing and clawing at each other–just what poor mom needs, all that negative energy in the room for the only time she’ll ever get to die.
Well, what’s a nurse or a doctor to do with this chaotic situation?
Call the chaplain.

“Hi, Paul, we need you in room 214.”
“OK, be right there.”
And there’s the chaplain, walking into a cat fight.
Well, the chaplain wants to scan the room real quick and find the one person in the room who’s got the soul and has had it forever, the one who appears all calm and above the shouting.
It may be the caretaker who’s been taking care of mom all those years, but it may be that she’s so damn mad at the sibling who just blew into town and wants to take control of mom and the family and the situation that she’s not really the one you want to deal with here.
Everybody’s red-faced in the room, angry, or frustrated, or shocked, but there’s going to be somebody else–another old soul like the caretaker sibling–who looks like he or she has it together–and it might be the 18 year old niece who looks to be just as cool as a cucumber amidst all this chaos while all the supposed, alleged “adults” are being childish.
And she’s the one you’ll want to deal with because she’s an old soul, wise beyond her years.
You go in and ask if everybody’s doing OK and you look at the niece because she’s the one doing OK, and everybody else is going to look at her and think subconsiously that they’re maybe acting childishly because look at niece, calm as always, and anyway, this chaplain’s here, and everybody else will stop and pay attention to you, the chaplain who’s come in here to take command and overcome the chaos and remind everybody that mom doesn’t need this crap, she needs some positive vibes in here, she needs to feel the love in here, and not this nonsense, and the old soul’s shaking her head and everybody chills.
A chaplain can restore that kind of order in a room but it helps and helps a lot to go in and know that there’s an old soul to stand next to so that everybody feels the presence of God between the two of us.

Somebody who’s wise beyond his or her years.

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calmness

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Yes, I've not been on a spiritual retreat in a full week and so, I'm heading up to Fort Smith, Ark, in a while to spend time with the Benedictine Sisters of St. Scholastica and a 3-day/night retreat led by Paula D'Arcy on dealing with loss and grief.

And boy, few people know loss and grief like Paula D'Arcy, whom I know only by her books but I'm told she is one mighty fine retreat leader and expert on grief.
I'll blog from St. Scholastica, maybe. Then again, maybe not, as I'm open to whatever that ol' Holy Spirit moves me to do or not do.
Always remember the 3 things I want you to know:
The Holy Spirit like the wind blows where it will and you just gotta go with it.
You "got-ta got-ta have soul right now" like me and The Buckinghams band from my era (and BTW, the Bucks are still out there doing gigs, it turns out; look em up).
And I'll think of No. 3 when I'm more awake as I'm decompressing from my weekly duties at the hospital where, speaking of loss and grief, I'm all about it and helping others to see that God is there in our losses and our grief even though God feels so far away when we're grieving. In fact, methinks God is closest to us when we can't feel God's presence, even when we don't understand God, and myself---I don't understand Her/Him most days but that's what makes God a mystery and such a magnificent mystery.
You're too much, God.
But I love you amen.

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Russian Orthodox at Compline

Russian Orthodox at Compline


Everything praises God. Darkness, privations, defects, evil too praise God and bless God.
– Meister Eckhert

To reach satisfaction in all
desire its possession in nothing.
To come to possess all
desire the possession of nothing.
to arrive at being all
desire to be nothing.
To come to the knowledge of all
desire the knowledge of nothing.
—- St. John of the Cross

True individuality consists in reducing oneself to zero. the secret of life is selfless service. The highest ideal is to become free from attachment.
— Ghandi

Nothing in all creation is so like God as stillness.
— Meister Eckhart

Time . . . can be used either destructively or constructively. More and more I feel that the people of ill will have used time much more effectively than have people of good will. we must use time creatively, in the knowledge that the time always ripe to do right. . . . Now is the time to lift our national policy from the quicksand of racial injustice to the solid rock of human dignity.’
— Martin Luther King Jr.

We are more truly in heaven than on earth.
— Julian of Norwich

It is in God that we live, and move, and have our being.
— Paul in Acts 17:38

The day of my spiritual awakening was the day I saw–and knew I saw–all things in God, and God in all things.
— Mechtild of Magdeburg

God hugs you.
You are encircled by the arms
of the mystery of God.
— Hildegarde of Bingen

Fear is driven out by perfect love.
— John in 1 John 4:18

Where there is fear, there is no religion.
— Ghandi

All praise be yours, my Lord, through Sister Moon and Stars.
All praise be yours, my Lord, through Brothers Wind and Air;
All praise be yours, my Lord, through Sister Water.
— St. Francis of Assisi

Do you have a body? Don’t sit on the porch!
go walk in the rain!
— Kabir (6.32)

You cannot devalue the body and value the soul
or value anything else.
The isolation of the body sets it into direct conflict with everything else in Creation.
Nothing could be more absurd than to despise the body and yet yearn for its resurrection.
— Wendell Berry

The earth does not belong to the people; the people belong to the earth. . . this earth is precious to the Creator and to harm the earth is to heap contempt upon its Creator. . . . Our dead never forget this beautiful earth, for it is the mother of the red people. We are part of the earth and it is part of us.
— Chief Seattle

To be is a blessing. To live is holy.
— Rabbi Abraham Heschel

As a rule, it was the pleasure-haters who became unjust.
— W.H. Auden

Beauty is all about us, but how many are blind to it! People take little pleasure in the naturl and quiet and simple things.
— Pablo Casals

You have made all your works in wisdom!
— Ps. 104:24

The force that drives the water through rocks
Drives my red blood.
— Dylan Thomas

For anyone who is in Christ, there is a new creation; the old creation is gone, and now the new one is here. It is all God’s work.
— Paul, 2 Cor. 5:17-18

A spirituality that preaches resignation under official brutalities . . . and total submission to organized injustice is one that has lost interest in holiness and remains concerned only with a spurious notion of ‘order.’
— Thomas Merton

Christology is creation underlined, concentrated and condensed.
Faith in creation as God wishes it to be.
– Edward Schillebeeckx

The kingdom of God is among you.
— Luke 17:21

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Her

Her

Jan Richardson, an ordained United Methodist minister, is a multi-talented talent who is best known these days for her wonderfully vibrant, colorful and spiritual art. She also gives her take every week on scripture, following the church lectionary.
Here’s her word on John 6:24-35, taken from her Web site at “The Painted Prayerbook,” where you can find her writings and artwork that will lead you to her other Web site and where you can buy her fabulous art and books and stuff. She’s currently at work on a new book.

Reading from the Gospels, Year B, Proper 13/Ordinary 18/Pentecost +9: John 6.24-35
Following up on last week’s reading, the gospel lection for this Sunday offers us another image of provision and plenitude that come through Christ. Last week we saw him turn a couple of fish and five loaves of bread into a feast for the masses; this week he talks about his own being as bread: bread of God, bread of heaven, bread of life.

In the wake of last week’s stunning feeding, John tells us that the crowd dogs Jesus’ trail, with the air of people looking for seconds. When they catch up with him, Jesus tells them they are looking for him “not because you saw signs, but because you ate your fill of the loaves. Do not work for the food that perishes,” he cautions them, “but for the food that endures for eternal life, which the Son of Man will give you.”

Jesus is clear in calling them to discern the difference between what fills the belly and what fills the soul. At the same time, he well understands the ways that the hungers of the body and the hungers of the soul intertwine, and how both are at play when it comes to food. This is, after all, the man who so loved to share a meal—with all sorts of companions—that his critics called him “a glutton and a drunkard, a friend of tax collectors and sinners” (Luke 7.34). When he wants to convey the essence of who he really is, in word and in action, it is to food, to the gifts of the earth, that Jesus turns. Wheat. Bread. Wine. In his hands, food is more than food; it is an enduring symbol of, and gift from, the one who offers his very being to meet our deepest hunger and our keenest thirst. Yet it is food nonetheless.

The famed food writer M.F.K. Fisher offers a passage that captures the ways that hungers of body and soul, and the feeding of them, are bound together. In the introduction to her book The Gastronomical Me, first published in 1943, she writes,

People ask me: Why do you write about food, and eating and drinking? Why don’t you write about the struggle for power and security, and about love, the way others do?

They ask it accusingly, as if I were somehow gross, unfaithful to the honor of my craft.

The easiest answer is to say that, like most other humans, I am hungry. But there is more than that. It seems to me that our three basic needs, for food and security and love, are so mixed and mingled and entwined that we cannot straightly think of one without the others. So it happens that when I write of hunger, I am really writing about love and the hunger for it, and warmth and the love of it and the hunger for it…and then the warmth and richness and fine reality of hunger satisfied…and it is all one.

I tell about myself, and how I ate bread on a lasting hillside, or drank red wine in a room now blown to bits, and it happens without my willing it that I am telling too about the people with me then, and their other deeper needs for love and happiness.

There is food in the bowl, and more often than not, because of what honesty I have, there is nourishment in the heart, to feed the wilder, more insistent hungers. We must eat. If, in the face of that dread fact, we can find other nourishment and tolerance and compassion for it, we’ll be no less full of human dignity.

There is a communion of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine drunk. And that is my answer, when people ask me: Why do you write about hunger, and not wars or love?

I find myself thinking, too, of Simone Weil, who wrote, in her book Waiting for God, “The danger is not lest the soul should doubt whether there is any bread, but lest, by a lie, it should persuade itself that it is not hungry.”

What are you hungry for these days? What does your relationship with food have to say about your relationship with God—and vice versa? Are there meals that hold memories of connection and communion? Do you have habits of eating, or not eating, that reveal a soul-hunger that needs God’s healing?

May the Bread of Life, who knew the pleasures of the table, feed you well in these days. Blessings.

P.S. Deep thanks to those offering prayers and blessings as I work to finish writing my book. Know that I am tremendously grateful for every good thought and prayer that comes my way; they are manna indeed on this intense journey!

**** Widely known for creating the popular books Sacred Journeys and Night Visions, Jan Richardson is an artist, writer, and ordained minister in the United Methodist Church. Her distinctive artwork also appears at her blog The Painted Prayerbook, which Gordon Atkinson of Real Live Preacher has called “one of the most beautiful blogs in the blogosphere.” Whether creating her luminous painted paper collages, or laying down the haunting lines of her charcoal drawings, Jan illuminates the landscape of faith with courageous vision and a generous spirit.

To learn more about Jan’s ministry in word and image, we invite you to visit her website at janrichardson.com.

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Speaking of man love (Male Bonding Div.)

Tony Romeo

Tony Romeo

We love you, Romeo, but please just get over Jessica and play football this time will ya? Listen to Troy, who is our god of Cowboys football and will help you get your football mind right if you but listen to him and ignore Jerry Jones, who has many faults in spite of being a good Methodist.

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Still Rockin' after all these Years

Still Rockin' after all these Years (at age 164!)

Yes, ladies and germs, with the month of July rapidly drawing to a close, you who are part of the growing and burgeoning (I’m not sure what that word means but it sounds intellijent and we’re all about intellijence here) cult of jitterbugging need to be thinking about who you would like to perhaps nominate and see as the lucky person in the world who we will designate for special appreciation in the dog days of August.
July, of course, was Anne Lamott Appreciation Month and we could not have picked a better person to highlight for Appreciation for several reasons, none the least of which is that so, so, so many women who turn to jitterbuggingforjesus.com every day for its wit, wisdom, provocations and stimulations got so much woman love for Anne Lamott that they all (the single ones, I mean!) want to be my close personal friend and go see Sir Paul McCartney with me. My close personal friend Marty in Allen, Texas who was a friend even before I had McCartney tickets and who loves Anne Lamott suggested I start a lottery for the Sir Paul ticket and like I told Marty, “Do you think I haven’t already thought of that?”
Marty already has a free lottery ticket for Sir Paul because she was already a friend and is not just trying to score a ticket to see Sir Paul and because she is so librul she makes me way right wing, so I pulled her out a cost-free lottery ticket for the lottery drawing to be held soon enough.
So, any of you women who still want to be my friend and see Paul McCartney please send $100 for a lottery ticket (if that sounds outrageous you have no idea how much tickets to Sir Paul’s concerts are these days–he is a BEATLE after all, and quite the capitalist for a guy who claims to be “just an old hippie.”)
Plus, Jerry Jones is skimming his greedy share right off the top of McCartney tickets to pay for his Supreme new stadium in Arlington where, by the way, gasoline is about $600 a gallon by the time you throw in local gas taxes to pay for the Jerry Jones Stadium, or so Arlington residents tell me.
And we all know what a capitalist Jerry Jones is. (And we all know he’s had work done on his face to remove wrinkles that made him look like an aging rich capitalist and with his kind of money, who needs wrinkles?)
Jerry Jones is also a good Methodist and can be forgiven many of his many sins, which include being a meddling Cowboys owner who never seems to learn when to quit meddling and let coaches and players be coaches and players.
(Message to Mr. Jones, Troy Aiman you’re NOT. Listen to TROY sometime, would you? He gets it right when he speaks Cowboys Truth, Beauty and Justice. And if Troy were the Cowboys’ owner we’d be in the Super Bowl every year and we Cowboys guys who got nothing but man love for our guy Troy Aikman give me a big AMEN, TROY–you de man! right NOW! Amen!)
Where were we before we got sidetracked in this, in one of our usual mindless and senseless rants.
I remember now–send your nominations (and lottery bucks) for who you would like to see honored for Person of the Month of August so that we can shower that lucky person with Appreciation here in August the way we showered Anne Lamott in July.
Do not suggest:
Sarah Palin.
Or anybody like that because we have our standards here, and like the bears of Alaska, Sarah Palin has been known to spit in the woods and be proud of it, and that just does not meet our standards here for sexy people we can appreciate.
You can suggest a person in the comment link below this posting and just send your $100 for the lottery ticket to the Beatle Man concert to our JitterbuggingforJesus.com world headquarters at the JFJ Think Tank offices off LBJ Freeway in Dallas,Texas and it will get to us perhaps before the McCartney Concert on August 19 if we’re lucky, or should we say if YOU are lucky enough to win the drawing to go to the Paul McCartney Show with yours truly amen.
And BTW, we really should appreciate a MAN in August since Anne Lamott was a woman we appreciated; it’s only fair to be gender balanced here and we’re all about gender balance except in certain cases such as who goes to see McCartney with us and by the way, whoever goes to see Paul McCartney with me will drive, but like Sir Paul said in a song:
“baby you can drive my car.”<strong>

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Him

Him

They rapped him for never doing anything, always playing golf or playing bridge with Mimi and old friends,  but he did everything in his very quiet power and integrity to keep the John Birch Society types from pulling a military coup. (They labeled Ike a communist, then tried to deny labeling him a communist after William F. Buckley and others distanced themselves from crazy zealot Birchers, who, by the way, are still with us, as always.)

President Ike also gave us the Interstate Highways we take for granted every day (no small feat in the face of short-sighted conservatives in his own GOP who dubbed him a tax and spend librul). He also spoke with deeply felt, moral integrity and Christian prophetic wisdom of the need for fewer weapons–a lot fewer weapons–and more social programs for the poor and disadvantaged, especially children. (He coined the phrase “the Military Industrial Complex” and warned us of its threat and it’s a threat still.)

Any wonder they branded him, the ultimate war hero, a librul, a traitor, a communist and a socialist?

He was also smart enough to make walleyed-crazy Richard “Tricky Dicky” Nixon his vice president, ever mindful that the way to stay ahead of your enemies is to keep them close to your vest.

His stock among historians keeps rising as conservatives who aren’t really good, principled, philosophical or morally-high minded conservatives at all keep gaining and abusing their powers.

I think we’ve said enough except to say, “I like Ike.” And always will.

 

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