Indy Colts Peyton Manning, Who Surprised the World in Turning out to be a Total Dawg of a Football Player Sunday
Well of course Peyton Manning of the Indianapolis Colts is a total dawg of a quarterback as he demonstrated Sunday when he and his miserable Colts lost to our great Nawlins Saints in the Super Ball Wingding in Miami.
And golly, who knew? He had me so fooled, I predicted right here at your favorite blog that the Colts would win because of Manning’s God-given talent and good football family genes, but you should know that I was reluctant to say that because, well, you know, deep in my heart, soul and gut, I sorta knew he was just another dawg and hack of a quarterback who would probably and most likely go down as the loser in the Miami Super thing.
Regardless, I did say I would eat my cap if the Saints won.
However, I did reserve the right to eat a bowl of Shrimp Etoufe (or however you spell my favorite South Louisiana soup), and if I had some I’d eat it right here right now.
But this may have to wait till I can get to a Jason’s Deli, where somewhat decent Shrimp Etoufe is always on the menu. But only somewhat. Shrimp Etoufe is not exactly a Dallas, Texas, speciality.
In the meantime, all you people who have been overloading my email with your tacky little digs and and insults and demands that I eat my cap or asking if I have some crow to go with my shrimp etoufe or my cap–yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yaw think yaw are sooooo smart!
All you Saints bloods.
And I know that you people are going to be as obnoxious, if not moreso, than those Alabama Tiders were after the Tiders won the national college championship.
Although, if you people are more obnoxious than the Tiders, I may be retiring to my dream cottage on the beach at Costa Rica sooner rather than later.
Like tomorrow.
But do give me credit–I did HOPE for the Saints to win, did I not?
And also give me the credit that one of you gave me:
“Sorry you were wrong, but at least you did it with confidence!”
Well, yeah!
Even when I’m WRONG, I’m CONFIDENTALLY WRONG!!!!
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