I dunno, mon–methinks it be too late to call de doctor in for deez here coconot heads. . . .
As a small child, Rush Limbaugh was impaled in the mouth by a telephone pole lit at one end.
Dick Cheney was dragged off to the farthest and deepest and darkest netherlands of Wyoming by a pack of wild dawgs, leaving him traumatized for life with lunacy and paranoia so pronounced it would leave a witch doctor’s head swirling.
Glenn Beck drank like a rodeo clown in his misspent youth. By his own admission, mind you. (A most offensive slur on my many friends who’ve served as rodeo clowns.)
And Sarah Palin brings that great Three Dog Night dittie “Liar” to mind every time I see her bespeak another bald-faced lie or misrepresent American history.
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