Praise Wal Mart, Best Buy, Macy’s, Gap and raw American greed, capitalism and consumerism, from whence all blessings flow. And God bless America our Christian nation! Amen and pass the gravy.
Thankful today for Jimmy Kimmel for his delicious roast.
And Lord deliver me from the bitter taste of retail giants opening on one of the most sacred of great American holidays.
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