Here’s an actual quote (I am not making this up!) from Jerry Jones, owner of “America’s Team” the Dallas Cowboys, yapping about his injured quarterback and team star Tony Romo:
“You don’t have to spend a lot of time going over and kind of circumcising the mosquito.”
That the owner of “America’s Team” would say something so bizarre, so incomprehensible, so lunatical, says everything about the state of modern America.
Oh well: He’s a great salesman; he’s built a great business; and he gives America football in all its glorious excess.
And that’s all in America that matters.