That’s Mr. Trump on the left, and very much of Miss Stormy Daniels on the right. They are victims of a misunderstood relationship that would have made for bad political optics.
I have to say something about these lies in the fake news lately about Mr. Trump having a year-long affair with a porn storm named Miss Stormy Daniels.
Mr. Trump was married to Ivanka, who was pregnant, when this ALLEGED affair occurred.
It’s obvious from pictures and some stuff that Mr. Trump and Miss Daniels knew each other and were quite friendly with each other at one time.
But my thinking is this. I’m sure this Miss Stormy Daniels is a very nice person and that her relationship with Mr. Trump was strictly platonic.
We know this about Mr. Trump: Mr. Trump loves women, he employs many women and pays them very, very highly (including black women which PROVES he’s not a racist and anyway, NBC retained him on a TeeVee show with very high ratings to-boot), and he respects women.
And by the way, his beloved wife and daughter are women. First Lady Ivanka is the love of his life. Ergo … do you really think for one minute he could ever in good conscience betray his pregnant wife?
I’m guessing that IF Mr. Trump “paid off” Miss Daniels, it was for a good reason. It would have been very “bad optics” for the story of their friendship to come out at the very time Mr. Trump was calling for the lockup of shrill Hill.
It would be worse optics now that God has put Mr. Trump and Jesus back in the White House.
But we all know this payoff accusation is all so much fake news anyway probably, amiright?
Fake news is like an optical illusion. It’s not really real or not what it appears to be.
That’s why Mr. Trump is planning to award “fake news awards” today. (Those who say he is doing this to distract from the story about his harmless relationship with Miss Stormy Daniels are the godless haters who can’t get over him being elected by no less than 3 million people in the popular vote, give or take six million.)
Let’s talk about Bill Clinton. Why hasn’t he ever been raked over the coals for being a sexual predator and probably a rapist?
And not to change the subject, but why haven’t the Clintons’ theft of money that was supposed to rebuild Haiti ever been covered?
Why hasn’t Hillary ever been investigated for letting Americans be killed in Benghazi?
This is all because the dishonest news media and Democrats and communists (I repeat myself), they hate Mr. Trump and are totally silent about all the rape, plunder, and murder attached to the Clintons. (Rush is right: they had Vince Foster and others murdered, you know. They will stop at nothing!)
And by the way, why has Obama never released his college records to prove once and for all that he was NOT born in Kenya? Why can’t we see the place of his birth on THOSE documents? And did he make all D’s and F’s but get passed by liberal Harvard teachers? (Makes you wonder, huh?)
It’s not fair the way they treat Mr. Trump. Just because he’s politically incorrect when he froths at the mouth and says things like “I just wanna grab ’em by the PUSSY!!!!!”
Come on, man. It’s locker room talk.
That’s how Mr. Trump’s golf heroes like Arnold Palmer and Jack Nicklaus talked in the locker room when they were popping each other with wet towels, I’m sure.
Men like Mr. Trump just talk trash in the locker rooms but are very, very successful businessmen and a lot of people hate very successful businessmen because they are very rich people and they have envy for those rich, successful titans like Mr. Trump who makes great things like America even greater than it used to be.
You think Mr. Trump cares what his critics say and do?
He laughs in the face of all those snowflakes falling in all the stormy winter weather today.
God bless America, baby.
Jitterbugging for Jesus 
Never did Obama say he grabbed women by the pussy or call black countries of Africa shitholes – you cannot defend this vulgar man
You do understand, I hope, that I am not defending Trump’s vulgarity here. I’m mocking the defenses of his vulgarity I hear from people, which I haven’t exaggerated much with this tongue-in-cheek post.
I remember, just a short time ago, when we had a dignified president that acted like a head of state. I REALLY miss President Obama!
I’m sorry, but fact checking on the so-called crimes of the Clintons hasn’t found any crimes actually committed..and fact checking Mr Trump has found he has lid to us repeatedly and about the dumbest things. Mr Obama was born in Hawaii which last time I checked was in the United States, and schools rarely place the location of a student’s birth on any paperwork. If you checked the student grants Mr Obama received they DO place the location of birth for recipients on the application and in all cases Mr Obama put Hawaii. Mr Trump, while I am sure he must have some sterling qualities, is seemingly incapable of treating anyone with respect. You may have been writing “tongue in cheek” but it isn’t clear where you were actually doing so. And just for the record, Jesus was never in the White House. The founding fathers took great care to make sure no one religion made it into government.
What a sophomoric response. Any reader who is well-read would know lampooning when they see it and would recognize the mocking tone in this post for the clear satire it is. Especially anyone who took the time to read a few of my prior post before grading my paper so to speak. You might want scroll back and read all the things I’ve written since the day Donald Trump announced his candidacy.
well, thanks so much for your kind reply. I will now know never to respond unless I am desirous of insult. Have a good day.
Suze, actually I like your passion. Honestly, I hope you’ll get past the insult at some point and take it as a challenge to read deeper and wider, reflect longer and deeper, and sharpen your critical thinking skills. I’m glad I had tough-minded writing teachers who didn’t mince words in challenging me with what felt like hurtful words for a while. Grace & peace.
I just always let it roll off my back..then insert a thank you……..lol……….hon, there wasn’t a “real” insult in there..just a fake one. I am just not right-brained enough to understand satire. i try (oh how I try) but my brain just won’t go there. I really DID mean for you to have a nice day.