Jitterbugging for Jesus

President Kennedy’s famous line that inspired millions of Americans to serve their country has taken on new meaning.

“Ask not,” Kennedy famously said, “what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.”

Kennedy reminded us that sacrificing for others with service and volunteerism is the highest form of nobility.

Lara Trump: Feeling the “little bit of pain” (she actually said that) that struggling government workers are suffering.

Now comes Lara Trump, Donald J. Trump’s peppy daughter in law, suggesting in an interview with BoldTV, that the “little bit of pain” (her exact words) that furloughed government workers are suffering during the shutdown is heroic in the long run.

This is because it builds character in these commoners who make America great by living paycheck to paycheck when they’re receiving paychecks at all. It’s a radical twist on the Kennedy quote: “Ask what you can SUFFER while we Trumps live large, OK? Because, gosh, we love you people. Believe us.”

According to Ms. Trump, the children and grandchildren of these masses of public servants (including military service members) will thank them after long they’re dead and gone for having lost homes and vehicles and stood in lines at food banks so President Trump could finally fix the broken immigration wheel.

Here’s exactly what Lara Trump said of the 800,000 Americans (needlessly) missing their paychecks for weeks on end. Read it and weep, sweet Jesus.

“But this is so much bigger than any one person. It is a little bit of pain, but it’s going to be for the future of our country. And their children and their grandchildren and generations after them will thank them for their sacrifice right now.”

“I know it’s hard. I know they have bills to pay, they have mortgages, they have rents that are due, but the president is trying every single day to come up with a good solution here.

“The reality is it’s been something that has gone on for too long and been unaddressed ― our immigration problem. If we do nothing right now it’s never going to get fixed. This is our one opportunity.”

If WE do nothing? This is OUR opportunity to fix the problem?

My gut tells me that nobody will be seeing any Trump bloods sacrificing anything for any common Americans for any generations to come.