God is packing his bags for Cancun. Let me explain why.
The godly woman in the video above, the fabulously wealthy evangelical preacher Paula White–who has the kind of hair and figure that has always appealed to Donald J. Trump–is now employed by Donald J. Trump in the White House, which is now without question The Christian People’s House.
As far as I can tell, her job description is simply to protect God.
And probably to provide the kind of Christian moral training that the president and First Lady undoubtedly want their young son Baron to receive from God’s most favored evangelical preacher.
And to always stand real close to the Chosen One and give him lots of hugs throughout the working day and night if you know what I mean and I think you do.
The candidate Donald J. Trump once told an audience of evangelicals in a campaign appearance–I am not making this up–that “You don’t have to worry about God anymore. I’m going to protect God for you.”
God has been able to relax ever since Trump moved into the Christian People’s House.
And now, with his favorite blonde Paula White a few doors down from The Chosen One Donald Trump–she whom God has sprinkled with glitter as shiny as all the gold she has made off of poor, gullible people–God can go down to Cancun and chill.
So relax, America. You’re in Paula’s hands.
Paula White, whom God has sprinkled with special, holy glitter.
While I am a clergyman, I find this appalling…but then, what can one expect from this misbegotten moron?